Emperor's New Clothes

95b Dyers Pass Road, Cashmere, Christchurch 8022, New Zealand
+64 27 769 5888
$$$ cafe
(169 Reviews)
Price Range $10–20

Welcome to Emperor's New Clothes, a charming café nestled on the serene Cashmere Hills at 95b Dyers Pass Road, Christchurch. This hidden gem is a must-visit for coffee aficionados and health-conscious food lovers alike. With a warm, inviting atmosphere and an emphasis on friendly service, Emperor's New Clothes offers a delightful escape from the hustle and bustle of daily life.

Step inside and you'll immediately be welcomed by the rich aroma of freshly brewed coffee, expertly crafted for an unforgettable experience. As one satisfied customer, Sue Hauser-Deakin, noted, “they have always looked after us with great coffee and food.” Enjoy the quaint yet cozy interior that creates a perfect ambiance for both enjoying a quiet moment and connecting over good conversation.

Though the space may be limited, the impact is anything but. Customers rave about the delicious treats available here. With offerings such as scrumptious scones and the fan-favorite smashed avocado, every bite is a testament to the chef's dedication to quality. The cafe also caters to various dietary preferences, making it an ideal stop for those seeking vegan and gluten-free options, like the popular green salad with peanut butter and refreshing fruit bliss balls, as highlighted by Kalvador 1000.

The star of the show is undoubtedly the coffee. Patrons like Cyan Thorburn are quick to compliment the café for its perfectly brewed cups, stating, “Excellent service! Great coffee,” paired with flawlessly cooked eggs and bacon for those who wish to indulge in classic brunch fare. Imagine savoring a rich, velvety cappuccino or a smooth flat white while basking in the sun-drenched outdoor seating area – a true delight particularly on warm days.

Even on busy weekends, like Sundays at 1:30 PM when Louise Wilson visited, the café maintains a welcoming vibe where finding a seat still feels achievable. It’s not just about coffee; it’s a communal experience that fosters a sense of togetherness and relaxation in a picturesque setting.

Whether you’re a local or just passing through, make sure to add Emperor's New Clothes to your itinerary. Experience the flavor, the warmth, and the outstanding service for yourself – you might just find your new favorite coffee spot in Christchurch!

For inquiries, feel free to reach out at +64 27 769 5888. We can’t wait for you to discover this lovely café and the exceptional flavors waiting for you inside!

Service options
Outdoor seating
On-site services
Takeaway
Dine-in
Delivery
Highlights
Great coffee
Great dessert
Great tea selection
Popular for
Breakfast
Lunch
Solo dining
Good for working on laptop
Accessibility
Wheelchair-accessible seating
Offerings
Coffee
Organic dishes
Prepared foods
Quick bite
Small plates
Vegetarian options
Dining options
Breakfast
Brunch
Lunch
Catering
Dessert
Seating
Amenities
Gender-neutral toilets
Toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Trendy
Crowd
Groups
Payments
Credit cards
Debit cards
NFC mobile payments
Credit cards
Children
Good for kids
Kids' menu
Parking
Free of charge street parking
Parking
Pets
Dogs allowed
Openings Hours
Checking

Monday

08:00 AM - 04:00 PM

Tuesday

08:00 AM - 04:00 PM

Wednesday

08:00 AM - 04:00 PM

Thursday

08:00 AM - 04:00 PM

Friday

08:00 AM - 04:00 PM

Saturday

08:00 AM - 04:00 PM

Sunday

08:00 AM - 04:00 PM

169 Reviews
Louise Wilson

01 Oct 2025

Very nice cup of coffee. Didn't have any food, but it looked lovely. Not many seats but we were there around 1.30pm on a Sunday and managed to get an indoor seat. Would stop in and have coffee again if I was in the area.

Kalvador 1000

10 Sep 2025

Super friendly vibes. Great place to stop for coffee or a vegan gluten free snack. Excellent green salad with peanut butter and fruit bliss balls. Thank you!

Cyan Thorburn

26 Aug 2025

Excellent service! Great coffee, egg was cooked perfectly and bacon was cooked perfectly too! So yummy! Compliments to the chef

Sue Hauser-Deakin

13 Aug 2025

Emperor's New Clothes are well overdue for a 5* review from myself and the Shelf team! We're located next door and they have always looked after us with great coffee and food. Scones are a fave as is their smashed avo! Thanks ENC for always looking after us and keeping us caffeinated ;-)

Allan Edmund

09 Aug 2025

Nice cafe on Cashmere hills with sunny outdoor seating. Coffee was nice. Didn't try the food.

Nick Tremewan

01 Aug 2025

Nice little spot on the hill for a coffee and something to eat.

Ka

28 Jun 2025

I had an absolutely lovely experience here. Can't say enough good things. Beautiful atmosphere, staff were incredibly sweet and helpful, coffee was perfect (and I get soy, so sometimes it's hit or miss), and my cinnamon roll was delicious. I look forward to returning

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