Emperor's New Clothes
Welcome to Emperor's New Clothes, a charming café nestled on the serene Cashmere Hills at 95b Dyers Pass Road, Christchurch. This hidden gem is a must-visit for coffee aficionados and health-conscious food lovers alike. With a warm, inviting atmosphere and an emphasis on friendly service, Emperor's New Clothes offers a delightful escape from the hustle and bustle of daily life.
Step inside and you'll immediately be welcomed by the rich aroma of freshly brewed coffee, expertly crafted for an unforgettable experience. As one satisfied customer, Sue Hauser-Deakin, noted, “they have always looked after us with great coffee and food.” Enjoy the quaint yet cozy interior that creates a perfect ambiance for both enjoying a quiet moment and connecting over good conversation.
Though the space may be limited, the impact is anything but. Customers rave about the delicious treats available here. With offerings such as scrumptious scones and the fan-favorite smashed avocado, every bite is a testament to the chef's dedication to quality. The cafe also caters to various dietary preferences, making it an ideal stop for those seeking vegan and gluten-free options, like the popular green salad with peanut butter and refreshing fruit bliss balls, as highlighted by Kalvador 1000.
The star of the show is undoubtedly the coffee. Patrons like Cyan Thorburn are quick to compliment the café for its perfectly brewed cups, stating, “Excellent service! Great coffee,” paired with flawlessly cooked eggs and bacon for those who wish to indulge in classic brunch fare. Imagine savoring a rich, velvety cappuccino or a smooth flat white while basking in the sun-drenched outdoor seating area – a true delight particularly on warm days.
Even on busy weekends, like Sundays at 1:30 PM when Louise Wilson visited, the café maintains a welcoming vibe where finding a seat still feels achievable. It’s not just about coffee; it’s a communal experience that fosters a sense of togetherness and relaxation in a picturesque setting.
Whether you’re a local or just passing through, make sure to add Emperor's New Clothes to your itinerary. Experience the flavor, the warmth, and the outstanding service for yourself – you might just find your new favorite coffee spot in Christchurch!
For inquiries, feel free to reach out at +64 27 769 5888. We can’t wait for you to discover this lovely café and the exceptional flavors waiting for you inside!
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